Half the World Away 

New Zealand is a genuine wonderland. But we'll get to that. First, if you're remotely under prepared, getting through immigration into the country is like trying to talk your way into a house made of matchsticks while you're on fire. (I went through about 10 different metaphors before settling on that one.) If you're just … Continue reading Half the World Away¬†

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CRIKEY.

This is Australia (if you can't tell that from the above picture, seriously rethink your life) known as the land where the beaches are fine and the bit... I mean ladies are finer. Quick idiot's guide to Australia: it's a really friggin' big island. Like, bigger than all of Europe. 85% of its population live … Continue reading CRIKEY.